By The Daily Bayonet
Gangsters are muscling in on Big Al’s territory and skeptics might be executed. It’s just another week in the rough world of radical environmentalism, conveniently rounded up for your delectation and delight. Beverages are recommended but the Daily Bayonet assumes no liability for sticky keyboards. Part One: Al Gore & Friends The world sank to its knees and gave thanks this week as the great profiteer prophet posted on his sacred blog. Proclaiming the wisdom of what he likes to call the ‘Green Economy’, Al Gore shared this wisdom with the masses:
“Spending $100 billion within the domestic oil industry would create only about 542,000 jobs in the United States. A green infrastructure investment program would create nearly four times more jobs than spending the same amount of money on oil energy resources.”
Just one question, Al. How? You may recall that Gore balked under questioning from Congress about the money he stands to make if cap and bend over legislation passes, and now we see why he didn’t want to answer:
Hara, a 25-employee company that debuted in 2008, provides online software to help companies reduce their carbon footprint — a $2.5 billion market that will grow 10-fold if the proposed energy bill, which will require companies to get permits for emissions, becomes law
Perhaps Al’s green economy refers only to the green he’s pulling in from his ‘make carbon evil’ scam. Bada bing, hold the presses, Al might have some new entries to the carbon trading business soon, and dese guys is tough competition, if ya know what I mean. Should the mob get into the green agenda, the odd thing is that they will be some of the most honest people in the entire scheme; but they recognize a criminal shakedown when they see one. Maybe they’ll make Al an offer he can’t refuse.
are you talkin’ to me?Is Al bitter? He spent $300 million on promotion for his ‘climate crisis’ and got exactly nowhere with the American public. Is it a coincidence that he’s threatening the advertising industry? He says that Current TV is the future, and of course he owns Current, although last we heard, things weren’t so rosy over there. Canada’s perennial hippie, David Suzuki, says we need to take care of the oceans, or we might end up sleeping with the fishes.
my name is LucaMy least favorite Royal, the man who divorced the model so he could marry his horse, calls for squirrel genocide. Don’t squirrels have rights too, Prince? Part Two: AGW Scaremongers It’s bad enough that Greens want to mess with taxes and the way ordinary people live, but some are pushing for drastic projects called geo-engineering. Fortunately, not even Obama’s scaremonger thinks it’s time for the crazies to take over yet. One example of geo-engineering is to put large mirrors in the sky. Is there no end to the narcissism of the greens? Grilling without guilt, can it be done? President of the Planet Obama showed the world how he really cares about the environment by taking the First Klingon to NYC to catch a show. I’m not certain, but I think it’s the first campaign promise he’s kept.
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