By Alan Caruba, Warning Signs
On Monday, March 2nd, environmentalists will gather in Washington, D.C. for what they self-describe as the “biggest climate civil disobedience in U.S. history.” The purpose of the Capitol Climate Action Coalition is to bring at least 2,500 people to Washington, D.C. for the purpose of protesting the Capitol Power Plant that uses coal to generate electricity for the Capitol Building. The lighting, heating, cooling, and all other uses of electricity depend on this plant. The protest asserts that using coal for this purpose will contribute to “global warming.” Only there isn’t any global warming and coal is used to generate just over 50% of all the electricity the nation requires every day. Need it be said that both Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, and Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid, has endorsed the protest? The plant is owned by Congress. The Coalition says the plant is a symbol of “coal’s stranglehold on the environment and public health.” This is so absurd that only the brainwashed herds of people who still believe global warming is real would believe it. What the rest of us will be seeing is just one more piece of propaganda by the environmental movement to demonize coal and to advance the greatest hoax of modern times, “global warming.” Since 1998, the weather satellites have recorded a steady cooling trend on Earth. The Center for Public Integrity has analyzed the data and concluded that, “The number of lobbyists seeking to influence federal policy on climate change has grown more than 300 percent in five years, with a slew of new interests from Main Street to Wall Street adding to the challenge of addressing global warming.” These lobbyists represent a range of concerned parties from those who want to put the brakes on the global warming lies and the regulations that will flow from them to those who want to shape “cap-and-trade” legislation to do the least amount of harm to their interests. The largest number are those trying to end the use of coal as a source of energy in America. Dr. James Hansen, the man who in 1988 got the global warming ball rolling by testifying before a congressional committee that global warming was the greatest threat facing the Earth, actually participated in a video urging people to come protest. However, Dr. Hansen has been a government employee for decades, the head of NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies. The Institute has become known for fudging the actual facts about climate trends, having to retract its statements. Dr. Hansen recently wrote to the heads of England, Germany and other nations demanding that they shut down all their coal-fired plants. There is something profoundly unethical, if not completely nutty, about Dr. Hansen’s activities and he should be fired. It is doubtful he will be because President Obama is on record as being opposed to coal-fired plants and doesn’t want any more of them built to meet the demand for more electricity as the population of the nation continues to grow. Obama has surrounded himself with dedicated socialists like Carol Browner as his environmental policy adviser, along with a complete loony, John P. Holdren, as his science advisor. Holdren favors surrendering U.S. sovereignty to “a comprehensive Planetary Regime.” The Coalition organizing the protest represent many of the largest environmental groups in the nation. There is even a television commercial being aired to suggest that coal-fired plants are a threat to everyone’s health. This is such blatant nonsense that it defies the mind. Do these people and the Obama administration want to plunge the nation into darkness? Well, why not? If your objective is to destroy the greatest economy and the world’s beacon for freedom and democracy, this makes sense. Meanwhile, the March 2nd protest will serve as yet another platform for all the lies the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change has been telling for years. This globalist entity has used false and flawed computer models that have no relationship to the Earth’s actual climate system to advance the global warming hoax. While the nation’s economy continues to crater, the environmentalists are busy trying to divert everyone’s attention by raising their cries about global warming. You can be sure this will be big news so far as the mainstream media is concerned. It will get wide coverage. The second annual International Conference on Climate Change to be held in New York next week, March 8-10 is not likely to get media attention other than to ridicule a gathering of more than 500 of the world’s leading climatologists and meteorologists, the president of the Czech Republic, a former U.S. astronaut, and others who will offer scientific papers and presentations that demonstrate that global warming is a hoax. The D.C. protest will include actress Daryl Hannah and Grammy winner Kathy Mattea as part of the group that will speak out against the most abundant source of energy America possesses. This protest is part of an effort to systematically destroy America by denying it the electricity in needs to exist. Meanwhile, Congress refuses to allow any exploration and drilling for America’s oil and is putting off limits millions of acres of land that potentially is home to vast amounts of coal and oil that will continue to be denied to Americans. You don’t have to be paranoid or a conspiracy freak to believe that the enemy is inside the gates. Alan Caruba writes a daily blog at Warning Signs. Every week, he posts a column on the website of The National Anxiety Center .
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Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Feb. 27, 2009
By The Daily Bayonet
Al’s inconvenient African proverb. Global warming prophet profit Al pays no serious attention to Africa, the entire continent is inconvenient for greens, which may explain why they try so hard to kill Africans.Gorebot Millionaire?Domo arigato, Mr Gorebot-o, but your hoax just met a Godzilla sized inconvenient truth and collapsed like a cheap futon under a Sumo wrestler. Al pulls a slide, world gasps, did he read this?Don’t forget to wish Al Gore a happy hoodie-hoo day. Spoof Goreblog headline of the week: Climate Criminals Shoot Down Global Warming Satellite.A failed Presidential candidate interviews another failed Presidential candidate; alarmism ensues:
David Suzuki is a grumpy old hippy:
He’s also interfering in politics again, telling the people of Alberta that the leader they elected is unfit. It’s surprising he didn’t demand Ed Stelmach be jailed, after all that’s just what totalitarians do.
Plants are on death row. Would it be so wrong to point out that it’s the greens that want to strip plant food (CO2) from the atmosphere? Idiot leftist and uber self-promoter Arianna Huffington’s online paper supports planet-killing ethanol. How do alarmists cope with the inconvenient lack of warming? By moving the timeline, of course. How many lobbyists does it take to sell a hoax in DC?
The ice harvest. Spare a thought for those brave souls that venture into the frigid cold each season, just so you can enjoy a scotch on the rocks. China’s eco-village will be a demonstration of just how well green plans for sustainability will work. Oh, wait.Shark attacks are down, global warming NOT blamed. Tom Nelson fact checks alarmists that ridiculed a dead guy for not publishing any peer reviewed papers since his demise.Global warming is speeding up, a pretty good trick for something that has not happened for ten years.Cracked earth causes global warming? I guess scientists have to justify staring into a crack for two years somehow. Insert your favorite proctology joke here. The keeper of my favorite list of all things caused by global warming is upset at being left off the who’s who list of deniers. Grab your Global Warming Survival Kit here.Global warming muppet Jim Hansen should be fired. Give NASA credit where it is due, this week they achieved an impossible task and found something that crashed faster than Hansen’s credibility.
Sienna Miller, spokesmodel for Global Cool, has an inconvenient carbon footprint. Sienna Miller has feet?Ontario’s government finds a new way to raise cash from the green agenda.The alarmists at Grist have decided to copy The Daily Bayonet’s model of bringing humor to the global warming circus:
Bring it, bitches.Earth Hour is only a month away. Last year I found that leaving all the lights ON was like hippie fly-paper, but that’s not as fun as it sounds, Birkenstocks really tear up the lawn.Alarmists are alarmed that the New York Times has gone wobbly on promoting the global warming hoax. What do hippies have against soap anyway?
Some half-wit called Steve Best thinks that Senator Inhofe is the top terrorist threat in the world. I challenge him to say that in Afghanistan, Osama Bin-Hiding might have a thing or two to say about his claim to the title.
A-Chu. After the Gore Effect we now have to watch out for the Chu effect . It’s a Climate Chu-chu-chain of fools.The mayor of hippie-central, San Francisco raised hypocrisy to a new Haight(Ashbury) as he was caught hauling bottled water in his SUV.Ahem, it’s the sun, stupid.
Feast or famine? The other side of the CO2 debate.Is your company switching to green IT? Suckers!Leftards exert political pressure on skeptics.An inconvenient spoof: Wind turbines damage the planet. (h/t reader Paul)Australian’s efforts to reduce their carbon footprint are a waste of time, so chuck another hippy on the barbie Sheila.The greens are losing the global warming argument debate, despite a massive funding advantage. If it wasn’t for you pesky facts…No warming since 1997. How inconvenient.It’s the big yellow ball in the sky, stupid.Trees like CO2 so much that they’re munching more of it every year. (Note to any kids reading this, yes, trees have big sharp teeth.)
The greens love electric cars, but what happens when the power goes out? Meanwhile, sales of hybrids drop faster than a narcoleptic at a Gore speech.It’s Sol, TardusCarbon trading, meet markets.Kallyvornya, not enjoying the green so much now that the green has run out.When your hoax is falling apart, change the rules.
Global warming has a press agent.The Washington Post’s freudian slip is showing.The UK’s Daily Mail wins alarmist headline of the week: “Alligators off the UK, deserts in Europe, cities under water: What will happen if the world warms up 4C by 2050”
President Obama backs off the green agenda, Americans breathe sigh of relief.British hippies are told to tear down their eco-home. Because it has no parking. You can’t make this stuff up.Climate versus economy. Pick one.Questions arise about global warming in the UK.Solar panels in Hollywood: Measure B from Outer Space?Oxymoron of the week: Media Credibility.Press on press fight, the National Post v National Geographic.
I mentioned this week’s hottie above, she was taking some flak for her footprint. I cannot verofy she has feet, but feel free to inspect the image carefully to see for yourself. Sienna’s a greenie at heart, but no one’s perfect and I for one choose to forgive her. Skeptics, be nice and say hello to Sienna Miller, your global hottie for this week.
That about wraps it up, thanks for reading and I’ll see you soon.
The new "global warming" tax: biggest U.S. tax hike ever
By Chris Horner, American Spectator
President Obama’s budget outline released today includes substantial assumed revenues from a new “global warming” tax, the largest revenue-raising measure in U.S. history – at $300 billion per year from mandating then selling “cap-n-trade” carbon dioxide ration coupons, vastly bigger than the tax to fight WWII even in present dollars ($107 billion per year). It’s spectacularly larger than the last energy tax hike tried by the same crowd, the proposed (and failed) 1993 BTU tax that Al Gore now says cost the Democrats control of Congress ($47 billion as proposed). So much for Obama studying the mistakes of the Clinton-Gore administration’s first year.
He plans on raising from the energy tax imposed in order to avert the end of the world to pay for his social engineering agenda.
This adds a special twist to the old conundrum of “sin taxes” – the demonized vice immediately becomes a virtuous, or at least indispensible, contributor to the public purse. Now, the (faltering) theory of catastrophic Man-made global warming is a necessary catastrophe to claim he’s averting: the Obama administration needs the threat in order to offset, at the bookkeeping level, much of his agenda.
But how, precisely, does he continue the revenue stream when he succeeds at his express goal of this scheme, as told during the campaign to the San Francisco Chronicle, to “bankrupt” coal and those who try to burn it (to produce more than half of our electricity) by ensuring that electricity prices “skyrocket” for those who dare? That’s a problem, but one the tax-raisers will surely find a way around, in the form of raising other taxes…a lot.
Another twist is found in various media reports today of the Obama administration’s line, that some portion (up to 20%) of the annual $300 billion raised by the global warming tax “would go to tax credits for lower- and middle-income working families.”
Don’t forget what this largess represents. It is not aid to improve their lot from current conditions but instead, as I have previously written, in the words of legislation recently floated to implement such a scheme, “compensation, through the issuance of a monthly rebate, for the loss in purchasing power resulting from” imposing the global warming tax. It is an attempt to make some of those hardest hit by this price-hiking and job-killing measure closer to whole before imposition of the tax.
The transfer is a new entitlement and the global warming tax, the largest hike in U.S. history, is in perpetuity, requiring that government always proclaim that they are protecting you from climate catastrophe, as without that premise the revenue source for their social engineering is no more.
If opponents can’t win this giant misstep, I am at a loss at to what they can win in the fight to retain our system, more successful than any of those we seek to emulate with the new rush to a social democratic state.
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Scientist Tells Congress: Earth in ‘CO2 Famine’
By Marc Morano, U.S. Senate Environment and Public Works Minority Committee
Award-winning Princeton University Physicist Dr. Will Happer declared man-made global warming fears “mistaken” and noted that the Earth was currently in a “CO2 famine now.” Happer, who has published over 200 peer-reviewed scientific papers, made his remarks during today’s Environment and Public Works Full Committee Hearing entitled “Update on the Latest Global Warming Science.” “Many people don’t realize that over geological time, we’re really in a CO2 famine now. Almost never has CO2 levels been as low as it has been in the Holocene (geologic epoch) – 280 (parts per million – ppm) – that’s unheard of. Most of the time [CO2 levels] have been at least 1000 (ppm) and it’s been quite higher than that,” Happer told the Senate Committee. To read Happer’s complete opening statement click here: [Also: See Inhofe Warns of Costs of Massive $6.7 Trillion ‘Climate Bailout’ & ‘Consensus’ in Collapse: Japanese scientists make ‘dramatic break’ with UN hypothesis of man-made warming! (UK Register) & $ave the Planet? ‘Four climate lobbyists for every member of Congress’ – Number of Lobbyists Up 300% & The Year of the Man-made Global Warming Skeptic ] “Earth was just fine in those times,” Happer added. “The oceans were fine, plants grew, animals grew fine. So it’s baffling to me that we’re so frightened of getting nowhere close to where we started,” Happer explained. Happer also noted that “the number of [skeptical scientists] with the courage to speak out is growing” and he warned “children should not be force-fed propaganda, masquerading as science.” [In December, Happer requested to be added to the groundbreaking U.S. Senate Minority Report Update: More Than 650 International Scientists Dissent Over Man-Made Global Warming Claims ]
Happer was pressed by the Committee on whether rising CO2 fears are valid. “I don’t think the laws of nature or physics and chemistry has changed in 80 million years. 80 million years ago the Earth was a very prosperous palace and there is no reason to suddenly think it will become bad now,” Happer added. Happer is a professor in the Department of Physics at Princeton University and former Director of Energy Research at the Department of Energy from 1990 to 1993, has published over 200 scientific papers, and is a fellow of the American Physical Society, the American Association for the Advancement of Science, and the National Academy of Sciences. Happer was reportedly fired by former Vice President Al Gore in 1993 for failing to adhere to Gore’s scientific views. “I believe that the increase of CO2 is not a cause for alarm and will be good for mankind,” Happer told the Committee. “What about the frightening consequences of increasing levels of CO2 that we keep hearing about? In a word, they are wildly exaggerated, just as the purported benefits of prohibition were wildly exaggerated,” he explained. “At least 90% of greenhouse warming is due to water vapor and clouds. Carbon dioxide is a bit player,” he added. “But the climate is warming and CO2 is increasing. Doesn’t this prove that CO2 is causing global warming through the greenhouse effect? No, the current warming period began about 1800 at the end of the little ice age, long before there was an appreciable increase of CO2. There have been similar and even larger warmings several times in the 10,000 years since the end of the last ice age. These earlier warmings clearly had nothing to do with the combustion of fossil fuels. The current warming also seems to be due mostly to natural causes, not to increasing levels of carbon dioxide. Over the past ten years there has been no global warming, and in fact a slight cooling. This is not at all what was predicted by the IPCC models,” Happer testified. [Note: See: An abundance of peer-reviewed studies continue to debunk rising CO2 fears ] “The existence of climate variability in the past has long been an embarrassment to those who claim that all climate change is due to man and that man can control it. When I was a schoolboy, my textbooks on earth science showed a prominent ‘medieval warm period’ at the time the Vikings settled Greenland, followed by a vicious ‘little ice age’ that drove them out. So I was very surprised when I first saw the celebrated ‘hockey stick curve,’ in the Third Assessment Report of the IPCC. I could hardly believe my eyes. Both the little ice age and the Medieval Warm Period were gone, and the newly revised temperature of the world since the year 1000 had suddenly become absolutely flat until the last hundred years when it shot up like the blade on a hockey stick. This was far from an obscure detail, and the hockey stick was trumpeted around the world as evidence that the end was near. We now know that the hockey stick has nothing to do with reality but was the result of incorrect handling of proxy temperature records and incorrect statistical analysis. There really was a little ice age and there really was a medieval warm period that was as warm or warmer than today,” Happer continued. “The whole hockey-stick episode reminds me of the motto of Orwell’s Ministry of Information in the novel 1984: ‘He who controls the present, controls the past. He who controls the past, controls the future.’ The IPCC has made no serious attempt to model the natural variations of the earth’s temperature in the past. Whatever caused these large past variations, it was not due to people burning coal and oil. If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future?” he stated. “I keep hearing about the ‘pollutant CO2,’ or about ‘poisoning the atmosphere’ with CO2, or about minimizing our ‘carbon footprint.’ This brings to mind another Orwellian pronouncement that is worth pondering: ‘But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.’ CO2 is not a pollutant and it is not a poison and we should not corrupt the English language by depriving ‘pollutant’ and ‘poison’ of their original meaning. Our exhaled breath contains about 4% CO2. That is 40,000 parts per million, or about 100 times the current atmospheric concentration. CO2 is absolutely essential for life on earth. Commercial greenhouse operators often use CO2 as a fertilizer to improve the health and growth rate of their plants. Plants, and our own primate ancestors evolved when the levels of atmospheric CO2 were about 1000 ppm, a level that we will probably not reach by burning fossil fuels, and far above our current level of about 380 ppm. We try to keep CO2 levels in our U.S. Navy submarines no higher than 8,000 parts per million, about 20 time current atmospheric levels. Few adverse effects are observed at even higher levels.” More selected Happer excerpts: “I do not think there is a consensus about an impending climate crisis. I personally certainly don’t believe we are facing a crisis unless we create one for ourselves, as Benjamin Rush did by bleeding his patients. Many others, wiser than I am, share my view. The number of those with the courage to speak out is growing. There may be an illusion of consensus. Like the temperance movement one hundred years ago the climate-catastrophe movement has enlisted the mass media, the leadership of scientific societies, the trustees of charitable foundations, and many other influential people to their cause. Just as editorials used to fulminate about the slippery path to hell behind the tavern door, hysterical op-ed’s lecture us today about the impending end of the planet and the need to stop climate change with bold political action. Many distinguished scientific journals now have editors who further the agenda of climate-change alarmism. Research papers with scientific findings contrary to the dogma of climate calamity are rejected by reviewers, many of whom fear that their research funding will be cut if any doubt is cast on the coming climate catastrophe. Speaking of the Romans, then invading Scotland in the year 83, the great Scottish chieftain Calgacus is quoted as saying “They make a desert and call it peace.” If you have the power to stifle dissent, you can indeed create the illusion of peace or consensus. The Romans have made impressive inroads into climate science. Certainly, it is a bit unnerving to read statements of Dr. James Hansen in the Congressional Record that climate skeptics are guilty of “high crimes against humanity and nature.” Even elementary school teachers and writers of children’s books are enlisted to terrify our children and to promote the idea of impending climate doom. Having observed the education of many children, including my own, I am not sure how effective the effort will be. Many children seem to do just the opposite of what they are taught. Nevertheless, children should not be force-fed propaganda, masquerading as science. Many of you may know that in 2007 a British Court ruled that if Al Gore’s book, “An Inconvenient Truth,” was used in public schools, the children had to be told of eleven particularly troubling inaccuracies. You can easily find a list of the inaccuracies on the internet, but I will mention one. The court ruled that it was not possible to attribute hurricane Katrina to CO2. Indeed, had we taken a few of the many billions of dollars we have been spending on climate change research and propaganda and fixed the dykes and pumps around the New Orleans, most of the damage from Hurricane Katrina could have been avoided. To read complete opening statement click here
Weather Channel Founder Wants To Sue Al Gore For Fraud
Oldie but a goodie, and needs to be shown more often.
Cheers.
Stop the CO2 Madness!
By Alan Caruba
E.P.A. Expected to Regulate Carbon Dioxide, Global Warming Hoax
When The New York Times publishes a story, as it did on February 19, regarding the next step in the Obama administration’s intention to destroy the U.S. economy, it’s a very good idea to pay attention. “E.P.A. Expected to Regulate Carbon Dioxide” was the headline of John M. Broder’s article. “The Environmental Protection Agency is expected to act for the first time to regulate carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases that scientists blame for the warming of the planet, according to top Obama administration officials.”
Those “top Obama administration officials” are unnamed and so too are the “scientists” claiming that the planet is “warming.” For the record, although you will never read this in The New York Times, the planet is NOT warming. It is COOLING. It has been cooling for a decade now and it is no secret to meteorologists who track the day to day temperatures or climatologists who study long term trends.
On March 8-10, more than 500 of those scientists who dispute the vast global warming hoax will meet in New York for a second international conference on climate change sponsored by The Heartland Institute, a non-profit, free market think tank.
Joining those scientists and others will be Vaclav Klaus, the president of the Czech Republic and current president of the European Union. Also participating will be Jose Maria Aznar, the former prime minister of Spain, along with American astronaut, Dr. Jack Schmitt, Richard Lindzen of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and other leading scientists who have led the effort to shed the light of truth on the global warming hoax.
You can be sure of one thing. They will all continue to be attacked as crazies denying the “consensus” that Al Gore is always braying about. Science is not about “consensus”, it is about reproducible facts. All the “facts” about melting glaciers, dramatically rising sea levels, and other claims by the GW crowd have been refuted.
The claims of the United Nation’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, the basis for the Kyoto Protocols to limit carbon dioxide (CO2) emissions have been demolished repeatedly but the mainstream press refuses to report this, nor the fact that the IPCC is a political, not scientific, entity designed to advance the global warming hoax. Many of the scientists initially enticed to participate have since resigned. The vast bulk, easily 80% or more of those cited as IPCC members are not scientists who deal with issues of climate.
The IPCC’s claims have been based entirely on computer models. This in itself should have raised flags long ago. These models, as Hans Schreuder, an analytical chemist, has pointed out, “regard the earth as a flat disk bathed in a constant 24 hour haze of sunlight, without north and south poles, without clouds, and without any relationship to the real planet we live on.”
The claim that rising levels of carbon dioxide are responsible for a global warming that is not happening is entirely without scientific merit and, if for no other reason, should not be the basis for implementing EPA regulation of so-called “greenhouse gas” emissions under the Clean Air Act.
While it is true that there has been an increase in CO2 since the end of the last mini-ice age that lasted from 1500 to 1850, there is no research that demonstrates CO2 and an increase in the Earth’s temperature has any relationship. What warming occurred was entirely natural. Indeed, CO2, at less than 400 parts per million by volume, cannot influence atmospheric temperature or climate in any measurable way.
CO2 represents just 0.038% of the Earth’s atmosphere. The dominant factors in the Earth overall temperature are the Sun, the oceans, and even clouds.
If the U.S. weather service climate models are unable to predict changes in the weather by more than a week’s time, why would anyone believe that the IPCC’s models could predict it twenty, fifty or a hundred years from now?
Despite this, the EPA is tasked to impose regulations on CO2 emissions that would wreck the economy by requiring a “cap-and-trade” of “carbon credits” that would impact every single business and industrial activity. The European Union tried this and it has proved a massive failure and a huge drag on its economy.
Carbon dioxide is not a “pollutant” as the Supreme Court has ruled. How can the Earth’s second most vital gas, other than oxygen, be a pollutant? Not one single piece of vegetation on Earth could exist without CO2. Without vegetation, no animal life including our own could exist on Earth.
The notion that the EPA would regulate it is preposterous. It is absurd. It is criminal. It is immoral. It has no basis whatever in the actual science of the world’s climate. It is based on a massive, global hoax masterminded by the United Nations and carried out by charlatans such as Al Gore and NASA’s James Hansen.
It is, however, the vehicle for the political control of the world’s economy that would fulfill the United Nation’s global government schemes and, if enacted here in America, would mark the destruction of an economy that is the engine of the world’s economy, despite its current difficulties.
The Earth has existed for 4.5 billion years. The assertion that human beings and/or industrial activity have any effect on its atmosphere is an instrument of fascism.
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Global Warming Hoax Weekly Round-Up, Feb. 20th 2009
By The Daily Bayonet
Welcome to the hottest weekly round-up since last week’s edition. It’s been a very busy week in the world of global warming changey-hoaxy, so I have a lot of links for you. In fact, if this post were a breakfast cereal I’d tell you that you’re getting 20% more sugary goodness FREE, there’s that much more stuff this week. Dip in and get your skeptic fill of news and laughs, you know you want to.
Global Warming prophet profit Al Gore has told anyone that would listen that the ‘debate is over’, which makes me wonder what debate he’s asking the American Association for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) to get involved in, exactly?Al likes to get others involved in his global hoax because it turns out he’s actually a shy guy and hates any sort of attention that might demand he answer a question or two about the real science. Tom Nelson discovers a cooling trend in Al’s Internet traffic… perhaps Al needs some new material?Some hunger activists want Al to make another movie, but Action Against Hunger is likely to fail in their bid to draft the scaremeister. Al’s already made as much money from starving people as he can, there is no upside for him to make another movie.Here’s another course of study that Al would have failed had he been eligible for it, which thankfully he wasn’t.Despite Al’s best alarmist efforts, his hoax is failing, despite the best efforts of his trusty servant and warming muppet Jim (Igor) Hansen.Canadian alarmist and irritating hippy David Suzuki faces some awkward questions about just how apolitical his Foundation is. Hey, he’s a geneticist not an accountant. Or a climate expert, even though Ontario is using him as the Powerwise frontman.
Prince Chuckles, the loony-tune royal that dumped the hot model so that he could marry his horse, is going to save the world by flying around in a jet that could transport over 140 people, but will have fewer that 20 aboard.
Tom Nelson exposes an alarmist that actually did his research. After years of alarmism, that is.Land sinking or sea rising? Does anyone care, atoll?Spare a thought for the cuddly koala that environmentalists tried to kill twice.Now that the world has no money left, the World Bank can concentrate on its real expertise, global warming.The BBC, promotes alarmist nonsense from Chris Field. The inconvenient truth about ‘climate scientist’ Field is here.The Institution of Mechanical Engineers gets blowback for peddling the global warming hoax.A skeptic and a warmist walk into a synagogue… (click for the ‘punchline’)It’s like alarmists want to lose what little public support remains, now they attack burgers?Think Progress have provided an excellent public service and have created a must-see list of what they term Climate Denial Jokers. Check out the comments where miffed skeptics plead to be added to the list, it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen since the last funniest thing I saw. Unfortunately, The Daily Bayonet failed to make the list, but rest assured I will work ever harder to gain the scorn of the hippies.A warming muppet wants even more civil disobedience, and films an anti-coal commercial, but the big news is that James Hansen fell off the deep end when he used the term ‘death-trains’ to describe coal trains. The ones that provide much of America’s power and stops people freezing to death. Pielke sums up Hansen beautifully.
James Hansen hates jazz, apparently
Greenpeace gets beaten up by Polish Miners. Those are miners from Poland, not people who dig shoe polish, just to be clear.A global poll conspiracy, or an idiot called Lee? You decide.What do Alec Baldwin and Christie Brinkley have in common? A flat-lined IQ, that’s what.Bill Clinton, a man uncertain of the definition of the word ‘is’, declares that the “climate will crater and we won’t be able to preserve civilization” unless he gets an new intern, freshly oiled and perfumed delivered to his office every day. OK, I made that last bit up, but he was scary-alarmy, not at all hopey-changy.Canadian athletes, already assured that they will have a Gold neutral 2010, are demanding a carbon neutral event too.When Greens go bad (NSFW autoplay video – language)Part Three: Inconvenient Truths
Bjorn Lomborg describes a better way to manage the green agenda:
The inconvenient demise of ethanol, one of Al Gore’s favorite things. Oh, and it wrecks the environment too.
Global warming is bad for lizards. Butterflies too.
The UNIPCC, the oracle for the Goreacle, claims to be the consensus that proves global warming is real. How inconvenient is it then that only 1 in 5 members are actually climate scientists?
350. A dramatic sequel to the shouty “This is SPARTA” movie, or the most important number on Earth?
Another Hansen take-down, courtesy of Planet Moron.
Global warming is actually global cooling, and it has not stopped yet.
It’s the heliospheric current sheet, stupid.
The hits to the green love for compact fluorescent lamps keep coming. First the inconvenient mercury, now CFL’s are found to actually increase carbon emissions.
Windmills, not that good, actually.
All the warmists depend on dodgy computer models for their doomsday predictions. It’s a pity the data they plug into those models is junk, then.
Global warming threats are empty, says a guy in Cleveland.
Global warming and The Caine Mutiny, this week’s must-read.
Nuclear power, not as scary as the greens want you to believe.
Climate is unpredictable, predictably enough.
The BBC decides that the public is simply not scared enough and attempts to correct the situation.
Coldplay? Not so much as it turns out.
Good news, America, the EPA is going to ask you to bend over, again.
Green schemes, studies and scientists are getting gazillions of dollars from the Porkulus Bill. Since the sums are so vast can skeptics stop listening to the green whines about research funded by ‘big oil’? After all, surely if money corrupts science as the greens claim, they must be equally vulnerable to the lure of megabucks, right?
Shockah! The UK’s Guardian prints a skeptical article.
Irish environment minister and skeptic gets support.
Is it safe to eat green pork? CBS finds a vicious cycle, spins. The million snowman march.
Canada’s National Post wants global warming off the agenda.
Australia gets it’s very own skeptics party. That’s a political party, not a drunken celebration; although one does not rule out the other, we are talking about Aussies.
Alarmists missed their moment to be honest. Again.
Alberta Addresses Oil Sands’ Gigantic Footprint. Send mail to #1, Oil Sands Gigantic Footprint, Fort McMurray, AB
Minnesota pulls back on green initiatives.
Lessons the UK can learn from this winter.
Kallyvornya’s shedding jobs by the thousand. Welcome to the harsh reality of a green economy.
Want a green home? Prepare to get medieval.
This week’s hottie is brought to you courtesy of a tenuous link to Gore Lied’s decision to run his latest poll using Poll Daddy. I thought Poll Daddy sounded like Go Daddy, and so you have the fast and curvy spokesmodel for Go Daddy, Danica Patrick, for this week’s hottie. After all, every skeptic likes a fast woman.
Environmentalists vs. eco-scammers
Written by Garry Reed, Examiner
Some people are truly concerned environmentalists. Some people are eco-scammers.
Let’s find out which you are, if either.
First there were those magnificent “green” light bulbs. You know, those long-lasting but more expensive CFL bulbs that will replace all ordinary incandescent light bulbs through coercive government mandate. (The European Union has already banned them, causing libertarians to ask, “If they’re so incredibly good why do they have to be mandated?”)
They’re environmentally friendly, but only if you don’t drop one. If a bulb hits the deck you have a mini toxic waste dump on your hands. And you get to inhale a dose of mercury vapor if you don’t immediately run, open all the windows and shut down your central forced air heating and cooling system.
Instead of broom and dustpan, cleanup Involves things like a glass jar with a metal lid, plastic bags, duct tape, wet wipes, possibly throwing clothing away and, in some states, taking a trip to your local friendly neighborhood recycling center.
Breaking a CFL bulb is an EPA event. In fact, the cleanup clues above came from the Environmental Protection Agency website.
Then there are wind farms, Dallas Billionaire T. Boone Pickens’ wet dream of millions upon millions of acres given over to row upon row of gigantic wind turbines, subsidized by billions upon billions of our taxbucks. Unfortunately, they’re almost all located miles away from places that need the electricity (like, maybe, cities?) requiring mile upon mile of new transmission lines, which lose power over distance. In reality, the generators produce and the power lines deliver tiny fractions of the juice needed for more than a third world existence. Politically connected rich people (like what’s left of the Kennedy clan) love them but won’t allow them to be built in their own backyards.
Makes one wonder how big of a backyard T. Boone has, and how many more acres will be stolen from their owners by eminent domain.
And all assurances aside, they still kill birds. How many birds, and whether it matters, depends on ideology rather than reality. Environmentalists protested in the 1970s after an oil spill off Santa Barbara that killed less than 100 birds and got most of California’s offshore drilling shut down. Meanwhile, stats show that 10,000 to 40,000 birds are killed by wind turbine blades every year.
The Green message seems to be clear: We hate big oil for killing a handful of birds so we shut them down, but we love big wind so let the killing continue. The fact that “other things” kill more birds than blower blades doesn’t change reality.
Now there’s the problem of “green” solar panels.
Solar power is the Arc of the Covenant of green power advocates. It’s clean, it’s natural, it’s environmentally friendly, it’s renewable, it’s heavily subsidized by our taxbucks, and it’s not big oil.
But it is big on Nitrogen trifluoride.
NF3, as it’s known, is a chemical used for cleaning microcircuits during the manufacture of consumer goodies like flat-screen TVs, iPhones, computer chips and, oh by the way, thin-film solar panels.
Ten years ago it wasn’t considered dangerous enough to make the Kyoto Protocol hit list, so manufacturers concerned about their green image have been using it like crazy. The EPA has actively encouraged its use. Now, researchers at the University of California, Irvine, say NF3 has a potential greenhouse impact “larger than even that of the world’s largest coal-fired power plants.”
Another source described NF3 as “a gas that is 17,000 times more potent than carbon dioxide in contributing to global warming.”
Oops.
So are these examples of environmentalism or eco-flimflamism? Fire up your facts and figures and stats and arguments and counterarguments and “yeah, buts” and let the din of the spin begin. Everyone has an opinion but few have the facts. Most people just keep recycling other people’s opinions of other people’s opinions of other people’s opinions.
To most people, ideology means more than actual science when it comes to environmentalism.
Message to Obama: Please take climate change off the agenda
By Christopher Horner, Financial Post
Barack Obama, on his first foreign trip as President to Canada, will then lecture the United States’ largest trading partner and source of energy imports on the need for a renewed commitment to reducing greenhouse-gas emissions. Both governments claim to be forging ahead with what’s known as a cap-and-trade system, domestically and internationally, through a successor to the Kyoto Protocol, expected to be signed later this year. In a cap-and-trade system, the government creates a top emissions level — the cap — and assigns quotas to individual sources of emissions, like utilities and factories, dictating emissions levels for each facility. A facility then must either reduce emissions to meet its quota or buy “hot air credits” from facilities that emit less than their quota. This system rations greenhouse gases (GHGs). The European experience provides a cautionary tale. There, cap-and-trade applied to GHGs was far pricier than its proponents presumed, and didn’t bring the promised emission reductions. It was all pain, no gain. Excuses for all of this are plenty, though it is inarguable that cap-and-trade is not well-suited for ubiquitous GHGs like carbon dioxide, which are not “pollutants” in any traditional sense. The attraction of adopting such a scheme is difficult to spot. Except for politicians, who like cap-and-trade because it is an indirect and non-transparent tax — they claim businesses pay for GHG reductions instead of taxpayers. Of course, people pay taxes, not businesses. As a result, voters in Europe, and even their usually timid industry, are rebelling. Cap-and-trade, the key component in the Kyoto policy mix, has demonstrably increased not only energy costs and economic uncertainty but has already sent manufacturing jobs, e. g., steel, and related construction jobs, to the United States. Europe’s failure has exposed Kyotostyle cap-and-trade as ill-suited for a problem that evidence suggests does not exist, as some people believe. Mr. Obama, eager to cast himself as the “anti-Bush,” clearly seeks to lead Prime Minister Stephen Harper toward a new, selectively “global” agreement rationing GHG emissions in, and transferring wealth away from, developed nations. Not coincidentally, this is the same thing our economic competitors both rich (Europe) and otherwise (China, India, Mexico, etc.) would like to see, too. In addition to rejecting such a rationing and wealth-transfer scheme domestically, Obama and Harper should also reject any continuance of the Kyoto process. Kyoto expressly exempts most of the world now, and, as proposed, for the future as well. It also includes certain provisions, such as a 1990 “baseline” year and the collectivizing of emissions, designed to ensure no meaningful obligations rest with any country from the Iberian Peninsula east through Russia. Instead, it transparently targets the United States, Canada and Japan to bear this cross of green. Further, our leaders might acknowledge that people are cooling to global warming. Polls show that Americans and Canadians place the issue at or very near the bottom of their list of policy priorities. Leadership can mean ignoring polls but ignoring the consequences of such policies is foolhardy and poses threats vastly greater than the theoretical results of man-made global warming. Yet Western politicians, generally, remain in thrall to the claim they are saving Mother Earth while slaking the policy thirst of a noisy, if small, mob of green campaigners. Not to mention the demands for “rents” from businesses hoping to cash in on “global warming.”
That mob will increase its pressure this year as a post-Kyoto treaty is tabled. Global warming alarmists fear the process will lose momentum, meaning that, without a false imperative of a deadline, the issue will fade away to its rightful, lower place in the policy hierarchy. This is particularly true should the planet continue cooling, a projection even some warming hawks now admit to.
Of course, it is also possible that Harper and Obama will recognize that this once plausible theory, grounded solely in computer models, has suffered badly under the past decade of observations. As such, in addition to the tremendous uncertainty of the climate science used to justify the enormous taxpayer subsidization of the global warming industry, they might also grasp the tremendous costs of “acting” while lacking evidence of climatic benefit.
A consideration of the evidence is not too much to ask, particularly in these uncertain economic times. If our leaders continue to refuse to face facts we must hold them accountable — people no longer buy into the global warming state of fear. Economic realities and scientific observations have pushed global warming off the agenda, and so should Harper and Obama.
-Christopher Horner is Senior Fellow with Competitive Enterprise Institute in Washington, D. C., and author of Red Hot Lies: How Global Warming Alarmists Use Threats, Fraud, and Deception to Keep You Misinformed.
Al Gore Admits Making Up Global Warming (satire)
By Kris, Smooth Operator
Earlier today Al Gore packaged up his Nobel Peace Prize and sent it via FedEx back to Norway. In a moment of honesty following years of lies, the former Vice-President admitted that global warming was just a clever ruse aimed to put himself back in the spotlight.
“After losing the 2000 election, I felt unwanted and unloved,” explained Gore to a stunned group of reporters earlier today. “I needed something to make me once again important in the eyes of not only America but the entire world.”
Gore ascertained that the best way to accomplish this would be by creating a crisis of global scale and hence what we know today as Global warming was born. Misleading facts were floated to the public and Gore begin his much celebrated worldwide tour aimed to curb this fictions event.
“There is no such thing as Global Warming,” said Gore. “It is nothing more than something myself and a few close friends created so that I could ride in on a white horse and save the day.”
After two straight winters of some of the chilliest weather seen in decades that has lead to widespread belief that Global Warming may in fact not be real, Gore decided that he could no longer continue this farce.
“It doesn’t take a genius to feel the weather outside and realize that Global Warming isn’t happening,” he said.
Now that the shackles are off, Gore has promised to tackle a much more real and potentially deadly threat, Global Freezing.
“Chilling temperatures will destroy the world’s crops, ice walls will crush every major city, and mutant penguins will terrorize mankind. Unless we do something to stop Global Freezing immediately, this is the future will we all pass on to our children.”